1. sissyspacetits:

    I love mommy bloggers

    How’d you find my blog

     
  2. Well excuse me

     

  3. I work for a cabinet factory.  I’m in the finishing department.  I wake up at five and leave at a quarter until six.  Every day for the past two weeks I have been giving a coworker a ride because I want to be a generous person who does nice things, and I resent giving my coworker a ride because I am not by nature a generous person who does nice things.

    I like having a structure and a boss.  I am there at a time and I do what someone tells me until I leave.  I am an unimportant speck of meat. This makes me happy.  I have no burden of authority and I can disappear the second I want to.

    I do not like that there is only a loosely designed hierarchy that’s not implemented well.  Since my departmental head has been there for less than two years, most of my team mates in the department (who have been there 10+ years) won’t listen to a word he says.   

    Marsha knew we can’t have drinks at our tables (OSHA mandated) and when she was caught with a drink at her table she got in trouble.  And it really pissed her off. She spent the next hour or so walking around to everyones table, waiting for them to look up and acknowledge her and say “you know what fuckin’ pisses me off?” and tell them about how unfair it was that she got in trouble for this thing that we’ve been explicitly reminded not to do.

    Today, I watched one coworker drop a big ziplock baggie of weed into another coworkers drawer.  Later, the second coworker gave the first a big bundle of money.  

    Marsha’s ulcer is acting up.  Marsha starts every day with a coffee flavored monster energy drink.  Marsha offers advice and it is almost always wrong and will usually get me in trouble.  Marsha refuses to listen to our department head.  Marsha will contradict everything he’s said the second he’s two feet away.  Marsha’s been there fifteen years. 

     
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  5. spanielradcliffe:

    diannesylvan:

    ealasaidh:

    gothiccharmschool:

    sablerabbit:

    upclosefromafar:

    openyourthird-eye:

    highonvodka:

    themixedbagofspooky:

    spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

    riningear:

    doryishness:

    displaced-angel:

    ryedragon:

    inritum:

    reblog and make a wish!


    this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

    OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

    THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

    The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

    AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

    THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

    YOOOOOOO

    I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

    LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

    IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

    holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

    I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

    SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

    WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

    ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

    OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

    🐘

    Because people need a trip to Disneyland.

    Please oh please oh please.

    *super-casual* oh sure why not

    Eh, what the hell.

    Wait a MINUTE, I just realized that I saw this on my dash a month ago and wished for a better job and got one. Like I did the “what the hell, I really want a new job, I’ll make a wish” and then I got this email asking if I’d like to interview. I didn’t even have to formally apply. I’m not even fucking kidding, check my other fucking posts from this week. What. What is this.

    Tons of money please

     
  6. bear-supply:

    It’s a brother drawing

     
  7. bear-supply:

    vicious fishes

    I made a drawings tumblr. 

     
  8. Last official day is Tuesday last full day is this Monday- go stock up, please!

     
  9. stephanieallynne:

    NO IS A FULL SENTENCE
    There is nothing worse than mediocrity with a strong work ethic.

    Written by
    Stephanie Allynne
    Directed by
    Andrew DeYoung
    Starring
    Stephanie Allynne
    Dylan Eurus
    Mary Holland
    Echo Kellum

    Watchit.jpg

     
     

  10. "It was you who brought me back to reality."
    — Sarah, talking about how me stepping in front of the oven reminded her to take the tater tots out before they burned. (via twitneyhouston)

    (via sloppyvirginloser)